hi, thanks for reading our blog. i have no idea why your reading this (i wouldn't read it if i wasn't writing it...) but, thanks anyway. we'll try to make it worth your time (ok, that's a lie).

many of these stories are based off of the merry adventures of David and Neal. in case of chinese spies reading this, we're going to refer to ourselves using the following code names: dsav (you guessed it, that's David's code name) and neal (you guessed it, that's Neal's code name. we've made the first letter of his name under case, which we're sure will fool the chinese... or at least the french).

hopefully many of these stories will be funny...but be warned: if you don't think the story is funny, that's your fault, not ours. deal with it.

if you would like to contact us (for autographs, photos, to buy us lunch, to give us money... or to have dsav clean your bathroom) please email us. our secretary (any volunteers??) will get back to you.

so you are asking yourself: why the heck am i here and why would i ever read this blog again??? well i'll tell you why! because our "merry adventures" are full of comedic moments not to mention hilarious, shocking, and consistently embarrassing stories about our random lives. Hopefully you'll all enjoy the ride.