This is the sign after my modifications.
its amazing what a random mind and a sheet of blue construction paper can accomplish :)
Friday, August 29, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
so the good news first. its high time for a second post! oh boy! and now for the bad news which really isn't that bad. Nothing super awkward or unusually embarrassing has happened to me in the almost 2 weeks since the blog launched. so today i am forced to dredge up a random story. also i thought i would just put up some random funny stuff.
It all happened about a month ago...
it was a normal tuesday, and i set out for the mall (aka. a guys worst nightmare). i knew exactly what i wanted, a new pair of shoes, however i was almost sure i would get either:
A) lost
B) distracted and end up in the massaging chairs at brookstone
or C) park on the opposite end of the building from the store i wanted.
luckily for me none of these things happened! moreover i found exactly the shoe i wanted and the size i wanted immediately. now here comes the good part: as i was walking toward the register to pay, a catchy song came over the radio. i really don't remember what it was but i do remember it had a high harmony part.....uugh
naturally i started singing the high part absentmindedly and continued to do so loudly until i was about 10 feet from the cashier. not im not sure what made me snap out of it, but it might have had something to do with the bewildered look on the cashier's face. i realized it was time to do damage control so i walked up to him and said in an extraordinarily deep voice, "Sup man". He gave me the weirdest look, almost if he was trying to decide whether or not he had been hearing things. score! i was in the clear! so i quickly paid for my shoes and quickly left the store trying desperately not to burst out laughing.
let the randomness begin
Help us find steve!
just in case any of you haven't seen this.
hope you enjoyed these random moments :)
It all happened about a month ago...
it was a normal tuesday, and i set out for the mall (aka. a guys worst nightmare). i knew exactly what i wanted, a new pair of shoes, however i was almost sure i would get either:
A) lost
B) distracted and end up in the massaging chairs at brookstone
or C) park on the opposite end of the building from the store i wanted.
luckily for me none of these things happened! moreover i found exactly the shoe i wanted and the size i wanted immediately. now here comes the good part: as i was walking toward the register to pay, a catchy song came over the radio. i really don't remember what it was but i do remember it had a high harmony part.....uugh
naturally i started singing the high part absentmindedly and continued to do so loudly until i was about 10 feet from the cashier. not im not sure what made me snap out of it, but it might have had something to do with the bewildered look on the cashier's face. i realized it was time to do damage control so i walked up to him and said in an extraordinarily deep voice, "Sup man". He gave me the weirdest look, almost if he was trying to decide whether or not he had been hearing things. score! i was in the clear! so i quickly paid for my shoes and quickly left the store trying desperately not to burst out laughing.
let the randomness begin
Help us find steve!
just in case any of you haven't seen this.
hope you enjoyed these random moments :)
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
hi, thanks for reading our blog. i have no idea why your reading this (i wouldn't read it if i wasn't writing it...) but, thanks anyway. we'll try to make it worth your time (ok, that's a lie).
many of these stories are based off of the merry adventures of David and Neal. in case of chinese spies reading this, we're going to refer to ourselves using the following code names: dsav (you guessed it, that's David's code name) and neal (you guessed it, that's Neal's code name. we've made the first letter of his name under case, which we're sure will fool the chinese... or at least the french).
hopefully many of these stories will be funny...but be warned: if you don't think the story is funny, that's your fault, not ours. deal with it.
if you would like to contact us (for autographs, photos, to buy us lunch, to give us money... or to have dsav clean your bathroom) please email us. our secretary (any volunteers??) will get back to you.
so you are asking yourself: why the heck am i here and why would i ever read this blog again??? well i'll tell you why! because our "merry adventures" are full of comedic moments not to mention hilarious, shocking, and consistently embarrassing stories about our random lives. Hopefully you'll all enjoy the ride.
many of these stories are based off of the merry adventures of David and Neal. in case of chinese spies reading this, we're going to refer to ourselves using the following code names: dsav (you guessed it, that's David's code name) and neal (you guessed it, that's Neal's code name. we've made the first letter of his name under case, which we're sure will fool the chinese... or at least the french).
hopefully many of these stories will be funny...but be warned: if you don't think the story is funny, that's your fault, not ours. deal with it.
if you would like to contact us (for autographs, photos, to buy us lunch, to give us money... or to have dsav clean your bathroom) please email us. our secretary (any volunteers??) will get back to you.
so you are asking yourself: why the heck am i here and why would i ever read this blog again??? well i'll tell you why! because our "merry adventures" are full of comedic moments not to mention hilarious, shocking, and consistently embarrassing stories about our random lives. Hopefully you'll all enjoy the ride.
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